naked women in tents
I was sitting in a bar in the Haight last night, the delightfully named, Hobson's Choice. Our table is near the bathroom and this guy who is waiting in line starts talking to us.
"I've got a question for you guys. When a girl leaves porn on your bed what does it mean?" He proceeds to tell us a story about a mongolian girl he picked up in union square, who he brought home, and after returning from the restroom, found thumbing through a porn magazine. He assumed it was his roommate's and conspicuously brought it out to him, trying to shed blame for its existence on the roommate. Later on, after the girl had left and the roommate explained it wasn't his, he looked at it more closely. Apparently it was mongolian porn. I asked him if it had any yurts in it, then explained what a yurt was, but sadly there were no yurts in the mongolian porn.
> clean the dishes
When I was at my parents house over thanksgiving break, they had the lavender dish soap. It was very exciting.